So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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