One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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