Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
tell me about the eggs
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