Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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