How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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