Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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