If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Still dying that you shit outside
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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