ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
