It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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