Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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