just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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