I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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