i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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