Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
