Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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