There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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