At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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