Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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