I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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