just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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