I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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