The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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