Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
