can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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