why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
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