Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
people are starting to question the shark bite story
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
