your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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