Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
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