Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
okay pat passed out under dana's car
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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