How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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