glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
