Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he puts the penis in happiness.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
