If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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