I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
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