So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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