OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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