He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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