I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
You're like the curious george of whores
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Floor bacon is actually really good
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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