So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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