Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My balls are so social today.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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