I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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