i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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