He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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