There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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