so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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