Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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