i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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