I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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