Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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