its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
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