Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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