so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
My dick has a subreddit
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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