He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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