I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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