Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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