marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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