Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I wish i was in the wii world.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
the liver wants what the liver wants
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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