hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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